A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Sleep And Dream Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more."
-Max Kauffmann
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Goodnight, sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
If they do, get your shoe,
And hit them till they're black and blue.

-Author Unknown

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Al: I haven't slept for days.
Elle: How come?
Al: I only sleep at night.

Time Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6440761
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
There was a young lady named Eams,
Who, it seems, was troubled with dreams.
She would wake in the night,
And, in terrible fright,
Shake the beams of the house with her screams.

-Author Unknown

Horror Stories
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3170741
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
It's hard to sleep at night if you're worried that a ten-pound frog from Southern Cameroon may come and jump on your stomach."

-Charles M. Schulz

Frog And Toad Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4926716
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A man went to a doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked, "How do you sleep? The man said, "I sleep good at night and I sleep good in the morning, but come afternoon, I get restless!"

Doctor Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5384088
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
There was an old lady in Rye
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To the household's disgust
She emerged from the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, "Where am I?"

-Author Unknown

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Good morning, sleepyhead! Got any humor to add this topic? Please do!

;-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Goodnight, sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
If they do, here's what to do:
Blow them up with dynamite!

Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What question can never be answered, "Yes"?
"Are you asleep?"

Riddles
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6376770
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Goodnight stars
Goodnight air
Goodnight noises everywhere

-Margaret Wise Brown: "Goodnight Moon" (1947)

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Where does the Little Mermaid sleep?
In her water-bed.

Marine Life Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5534658
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Alarm clock: A small device used to wake up people who have no children.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Last night I dreamed that I ate a five-pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

Housekeeping Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7718642
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
It is always dullest just before the yawn.

Can you guess what well-known proverb this bit of humor is derived from?

Miscellaneous Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8390874
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night."

-Steven Wright

Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159