An eighty year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied that there were six. The judge said, "I will give you six days in jail." Before the judge could finish pronouncing her punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" "

An eighty-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge asked why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she answered that she had been hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied that there were six. The judge said, "I will give you six days in jail." Before the judge could finish pronouncing her punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge asked, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

This humor was contributed by Sis24, a member of the Laughter Club.

This was cute. Thanks, lol

This is that same woman who when her husband is stopped for SPEEDING says "Officer, he always drives this way when he's drunk!

Thanks Sis24...I won't bring my hubby in to court with me!!!

I think we can find some more of Sis24's humor to add to this.

The following are some of the best riddles I have ever read. The riddles will each be posted for a few days, and then the answers will be given.

Riddle #1:

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. Room 1 is full of raging fire. Room 2 is full of assassins with loaded guns. Room 3 is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which room should the criminal choose?

He should choose room #2 because if he is a murderer then maybe he will be able to murder the assassins too.

Beside that I have no idea.

Have no idea i would say the lions that haven't eaten in three years coz they would be dead no food for three years makes sense to me.

Sis24: The third room, because lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?

Riddle #2:

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But five minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

When do we get the answer for riddle #1???

I think it is room 3 cause the lions are dead just like mskitcat said.

They are mugicians? She shoots her husband with blanks, he can hold his breath for 5 minutes, she hangs him to fly?