A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
"Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the night."
-Author Unknown
-Author Unknown
Keep us safe from all harm
and protect us from fear and evil.
Teach us to treat others with
dignity and respect.
Help us to forgive
when others may hurt us.
And, if one of us does go astray,
please take his hand and
lead him safely back home.
Amen.
-Debbie Oyler
-Author Unknown
-Quaker prayer
God is great and Good is good;
Let us thank Him for our food.
By his hand we all are fed;
Thank You, God, for daily bread.
Amen.
Our Father in Heaven,
Hallowed be Your name,
Your kingdom come.
Your will be done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
As we forgive our debtors.
And do not lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from the evil one.
For Yours is the Kingdom and the power and the glory forever.
Amen.
-from Matthew (chapter 6, verses 9 through 13), New King James Version
-Author Uknonw
:-) :-) :-)
May God grant you always
A sunbeam to warm you
A moonbeam to charm you
A sheltering angel so
Nothing can harm you
Laughter to cheer you
Faithful friends near you
And whenever you pray
Heaven to hear you.
-Author Unknown
Happy Thoughts
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6910324
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
The grace to see a joke;
To get some happiness from life,
And pass it on to folk.
-Author Unknown
-Yiddish Proverb
The Pope says, "What can I do?
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from , 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.' If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I cannot change the words." So the Colonel hangs up.
After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.
The Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words." So the Colonel gives up again.
After two more months of terrible sales. The Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican." The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."