One enterprising mother solved the problems of getting her year-old infant to swallow a pill. She placed first the pill, then the baby, on the playpen floor. True to the ways of small children, he promptly popped the pill into his mouth and gulped it down.

Chicken Pox Parties - need I say more?

Doctor Humor
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

-Erma Bombeck

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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"Here is something that will really make you feel really grown up," a father said to his daughter. "Your own phone bill."

'Telephone Humor' is almost ready...

"It is the nightly custom of every good mother after her children are asleep to rummage in their minds and put things straight for next morning, repacking into their proper places the many articles that have wandered during the day."

-James Matthew Barrie: "Peter Pan" (1911)

Sleep And Dream Humor
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"Spare the rod and spoil the child."

-Christian Holy Bible: Book of Proverbs (chapter 13, verse 24)

Christian Humor
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"Spare the discipline and spoil the child."

-Author Unknown

spoil: to harm the character of someone, by over-indulgence.

"A switch in time saves crime."

-Roy B. Newell

Law Enforcement Humor
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"There is just one way to bring up a child in the way he should go and that is to travel that way yourself."

-Abraham Lincoln

'American Presidents Humor' is being researched...

"Children have more need of models than of critics."

-Joseph Joubert

Children would all be brought up perfectly if families would just swap them with each other. Everyone knows what ought to be done with the neighbor's kids.

'Neighbor Humor' will arrive, eventually...

Advice to mothers: Unless you deliberately set aside a little time for regular relaxation, you will not be able to efficiently care for your family. Therefore, plan to relax a minium of an hour and a half every fifteen years.

Time Humor
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"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give to our children. One of these is roots; the other, wings."

-Hodding Carter: "Where Main Street Meets the River"

Plant Humor
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Bird Humor
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Question: What did Adam and Eve not have that everyone else in the world has had?
Answer: Parents.

(Perhaps this is why God spoke to them in the Garden of Eden and watched over them like a parent, and why their sons Cain and Abel turned out badly; Adam and Eve were not ideal parents because they had no role models for the job of parenting - hey, this could explain a lot - parents are important - every child needs a good mom and a good dad so that they can in turn be good moms or good dads when the time comes.)

Riddles
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"Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them."

-Oscar Wilde: "The Picture of Dorian Gray" (1890)

Love Humor
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