A pessimist sees only the dark side of the cloud and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides of the cloud and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.

Walking Humor
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A pessimist sees only the dark side of the cloud and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides of the cloud and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.
Walking Humor
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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the new one won’t work any better than the old one did.

Light Bulb Changing Humor
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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the new one won’t work any better than the old one did.
Light Bulb Changing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2986457

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the new one won’t work any better than the old one did.

Light Bulb Changing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2986457

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the cloud and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides of the cloud and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.

Walking Humor
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The optimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a blessing." The pessimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a mess."

Christian Humor
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“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”

-H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

Food Humor
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“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”

-Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Fear And Phobia Humor
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“When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.”

-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

Astronomy Humor
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“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”

-Steven Wright (1955 - Present)

More ‘Driving Humor’ is headed this way.

You should always borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect it back.

Money Humor
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The Pessimist

Nothing to do but work,
Nothing to eat but food,
Nothing to wear but clothes
To keep one from going nude.

Nothing to breathe but air
Quick as a flash 't is gone;
Nowhere to fall but off,
Nowhere to stand but on.

Nothing to comb but hair,
Nowhere to sleep but in bed,
Nothing to weep but tears,
Nothing to bury but dead.

Nothing to sing but songs,
Ah, well, alas! alack!
Nowhere to go but out,
Nowhere to come but back.

Nothing to see but sights,
Nothing to quench but thirst,
Nothing to have but what we've got;
Thus thro' life we are cursed.

Nothing to strike but a gait;
Everything moves that goes.
Nothing at all but common sense
Can ever withstand these woes.

-Benjamin Franklin King

Poetry Humor
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“In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.”

-Daniel L. Reardon

Life And Living Humor
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“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”

-Gil Stern

Aircraft And Flight Humor
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