"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."

-David Letterman

More 'Statistics Humor' to come!

"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news or not."

-Henry Fielding (1707-1754) British playwright and author

More 'Cynicism And Sarcasm Humor' is in the works.

The Kiss of Life Chicken Style. Marian Morris from Arkadelphia, Arkansas, resuscitated her brother's pet chicken Boo Boo, and saved its life, after it was found floating face down in the family's pond. Mrs Morris, a retired nurse, said, “I breathed into its beak, and its eyes popped open. I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm.’” Boo Boo got her name because she is easily frightened. It is thought she flopped into the pond after being startled. She made a fully recovery reports The Sun online.

Chicken Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5460440

Headline: Wicked Chicken Lays Deviled Eggs

Egg Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12359588

True News Story: A fisherman is selling his pet dog because it kept catching more fish than him. Slobodan Paparella from the Adriatic island of Lastovo, Croatia, said he was fed up with being embarrassed in front of his fishing mates. He complained that most days when he went fishing he would catch only the odd fish, but that his Irish setter Lipi would jump into the water and use her jaws to catch dozens of fish. Paparalla added that the last straw was when he tried to reel in a 15 pound fish but lost it at the last second only to see Lipi jump in and catch the fish with one bite and bring it back to shore. He complained, 'The other fishermen were all laughing at me. I have no choice but to sell the dog because it keeps humiliating me.'

Dog Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213703

Fishing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12386006

World Ends; Women And Minorities Hardest Hit

-proposed “New York Times” headline

End Of The World Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12605929

"They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers."

-James G. Watt: quoted in Newsweek (8 March 1982)

Environmentalist And Animal Rights Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10441669

Headline: Rolling Stones Sue Apple Over Trespassing On Their Cloud

Music Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5179046