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Music Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!

What does a musician use to clean his teeth?
A tootbrush and a tuba tootpaste!

Piano Tuner: Ma'am, I'm here to tune your piano.
Tone-Deaf Woman: But I didn't call you.
Piano Tuner: No, but your neighbors did.

Why do bagpipers walk so fast when they play?
To get away from the noise!

What comes after a tuba?
A three-ba!

Gentleman: Someone who knows how to play a bagpipe, but doesn't.

Now it's your turn - do you know any musically-oriented humor?
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no , just playing the pipes!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the punk rocker take a pen and paper onstage?
He wanted to draw a big crowd.
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Two girls are walking along when they hear... "Psst! Down here!" They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!" The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket. The other girl said, "What did you do that for?" The first replied, "I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous drummer any day!"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Alright! ;-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Last week the school orchestra played Brahms.
Brahms lost.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What comes before a tuba?
A one-ba.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Thanks, Hilly and Breathes, for contributing to the 'Music Humor'!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What elf was a famous rock star?
Elf S. Presley!
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LOL
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Eric: My brother has been practicing the violin for twenty years.
Zack: He must be really good.
Eric: Not really. It was nineteen years before he realized you weren't supposed to blow it.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Gil: My uncle can play the piano by ear.
Bert: That's nothing - my uncle fiddles with his whiskers.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony more jokes like these can a person take?

Have you read 'Knock-Knock Jokes'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"There is nothing to it. You only have to hit the right notes at the right time and the instrument plays itself."
-Johann Sabastian Bach
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish. (tuna fish)

Have you read 'Marine Life Humor'? Go to www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5534658
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna sit under de apple tree wid anyone else but me, anyone else but me!

("Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree" lyrics and chords by Glenn Miller)