A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
First Monkey: You've got a banana in your ear.
Second Monkey: What?
First Monkey: You've got a banana in your ear!
Second Monkey: I'm sorry, I can't hear you - I've got a banana in my ear.
Tim: How many toes does a monkey have?
Ted: I'm not sure - take off your shoes and let's have a look.
How do you catch a monkey?
Hang upside down in a tree and make a noise like a banana.
First Man: Did you happen to see a wagonload of monkeys go by here?
Second Man: No - why, did you fall off?
Why don't monkeys live on the Moon?
Because there are no bananas there.
What kind of snack to little monkeys have with their milk?
Chocolate chimp cookies!
Do you know any monkey humor? We'd love to read it, so please add it here!
Second Monkey: What?
First Monkey: You've got a banana in your ear!
Second Monkey: I'm sorry, I can't hear you - I've got a banana in my ear.
Tim: How many toes does a monkey have?
Ted: I'm not sure - take off your shoes and let's have a look.
How do you catch a monkey?
Hang upside down in a tree and make a noise like a banana.
First Man: Did you happen to see a wagonload of monkeys go by here?
Second Man: No - why, did you fall off?
Why don't monkeys live on the Moon?
Because there are no bananas there.
What kind of snack to little monkeys have with their milk?
Chocolate chimp cookies!
Do you know any monkey humor? We'd love to read it, so please add it here!
Because she's the only one who knows where it itches.
Doctor: Don't worry; he is perfectly normal - just going through a phase.
Mother: Oh, thank you, doctor. How much do I owe you?
Doctor: Thirty-five bananas.
Have you read 'Doctor Humor'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5384088
Happy birthday to you!
You live in a zoo,
You act like a monkey -
And you smell like one too!
'Cause you're a monkey!
1. Monkey business always comes first.
2. Monkey see, monkey do.
3. Monkey play second banana to no one.
4. The term 'my banana' is non-negotiable.
5. Monkey see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
- because monkey is a fool.
6. Never stop monkey-ing around.
Can you think of some other 'Monkey Rules' we could add to the list?
One fell out and bumped his head.
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkey's jumping on the bed!"
(song)
There was a young monkey called Billy
Who thought that all pop groups were silly
Until one day whilst out, he ate a large sprout
'N now sings like Millie Vanillie
BOOM BOOM!!!
ps do u remeber these 2 guys from yrs back, they did quite well 4 a while until they were found 2 b mimicking all the while and weren't even using their own voices, needless 2 say they made a hasty retreat from the music industry OUCH!!!
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his little head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her little head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his little head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her little head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
One little monkey jumping on the bed,
He fell off and bumped his little head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"Put those monkeys straight to bed!"
“Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!”
Family And Home Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9302132
He wanted to find out how high he could jump.
Physical Pain Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12667088