“Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.”

-Mickey Mouse

Disney Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12808838

What did the 0 say to the 8?
“Nice belt.”

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980

Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9! (7 ate 9)

Fear And Phobia Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12410172

A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I. One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor your 44." The Professor said "you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said. "You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half nuts."

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8085291

Zero: A nice round number.

Daffynition And Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12824207

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Pun Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13691568

'Tis a favorite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 .

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Teacher: Which has more legs, a horse or no horse?
Student: No horse, because a horse has four legs, but no horse has five!

Horse Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4439920

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Q: How do you tell an introverted mathematician from an extroverted one?

A: The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he talks to you.

"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there."

-Charles Darwin

Old Mathematicians Never Die;

They Just Lose Some Of Their Functions...

What did the acorn say when he grew up?

Gee, I'm a tree

Thank you to Shadowsong, Booklady2, Tshy, and Bgoodwin44 for adding to our Math Humor. Great work, gang! ;-)