The teacher was discussing different jobs held by the parents of the students. When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, “And what does your father do?”
“Oh, he’s a magician,” replied Johnny.
“Really? And what’s his best trick?”
“His best trick is sawing people in half.”
“Wonderful!” exclaimed the teacher. “Tell me, are there any more children in your family?”
“Yes ma’am, I have a half-brother and two half-sisters.”
Family And Home Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9302132

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
That's one trick they don't know!

Light Bulb Changing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2986457

Man: What happened to the saw-a-woman-in-half act you used to do?
Magician: My assistant left me. She moved to New York and Los Angeles.

Geography Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515722

I told my friend, "You know, I've half a mind to become a professional magician".
She said "That should do."

I told my friend, "You know, I've half a mind to become a professional magician."
She said "That should do."

Why did Harry Houdini spend so much time at the gym?
So he'd be fit to be tied.

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862

“Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them, the longer you both live.”
-Author Unknown
Cat Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213750

“Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them, the longer you both live.”

-Author Unknown

Cat Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213750

A magician who came from Vermont
Sawed a woman in half for a stunt.
When she mildly asked whether
He would put her together,
He replied, "I've decided I won't."

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Happy Thoughts
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6910324

There's still time for you to get in on the act with your magic humor! Please add any jokes you know to this topic. :-)