A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
A limerick is a five line humorous poem with a characteristic rhythm. Lines one, two, and five rhyme with each other and have three metrical feet, and lines three and four rhyme with each other and have two metrical feet.
Like you, I don't know what in the world that means, either, so let's just get started. Hey, just because we don't know what we're doing doesn't mean we should let that stop us from doing it! (That's how logic works inside the heads of blonds like me; see also "Blond Jokes" humor topic.)
Do keep in mind that the Laughter Club accepts only humor that is in keeping with our one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a ten year old child, then you shouldn't share it here. Now hang on to your socks...
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose ears were of different sizes.
The one that was small
Was of no use at all,
But the other won several prizes!
There was a young lady of Lynn,
A maiden exceedingly thin,
Who, when she essayed,
To drink lemonade,
Slipped right through the straw, and fell in!
Of a sudden the great prima donna
Cried, "Heavens, my voice is a goner!"
But a cat in the wings
Cried, "I know how she sings."
And finished the solo with honor!
More to follow...
Like you, I don't know what in the world that means, either, so let's just get started. Hey, just because we don't know what we're doing doesn't mean we should let that stop us from doing it! (That's how logic works inside the heads of blonds like me; see also "Blond Jokes" humor topic.)
Do keep in mind that the Laughter Club accepts only humor that is in keeping with our one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a ten year old child, then you shouldn't share it here. Now hang on to your socks...
There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose ears were of different sizes.
The one that was small
Was of no use at all,
But the other won several prizes!
There was a young lady of Lynn,
A maiden exceedingly thin,
Who, when she essayed,
To drink lemonade,
Slipped right through the straw, and fell in!
Of a sudden the great prima donna
Cried, "Heavens, my voice is a goner!"
But a cat in the wings
Cried, "I know how she sings."
And finished the solo with honor!
More to follow...
Who thinks he is clever and wise;
Why, what do you think?
He's saved gallons of ink
By simply not dotting his "i's."
When she found a mouse under her bed,
"So near to the door,
And so close to the floor,
I'm afraid you'll catch cold in the head!"
Whose voice rose hoir and hoir
Till it reached such a height
It was clear out of sight,
And they found it next day in the spoir.
Explanation: The odd spellings in the above limerick result from the author poking fun at the obviously nonstandard pronounciation of choir, which does not seem to match its spelling; therefore, hoir = higher, and spoir = spire.
Who got kinda old and cross
He'd growl and he'd moan
Then he'd bark and he'd groan
Then you'd find yourself caught in his jaws.
Discussing the things that may b,
"I think I'll wed Willie,"
Said Mollie to Millie,
"That is, if he asks me, you c."
Whose nose was most awfully bent;
She followed her nose
One day, I suppose,
And no one know which way she went.
Who was learning on rollers to skate;
But her friends, for a game,
Quickly gave her the name
Of Niagra - her falls were so great!
Who sat on a pair of false teeth
He said with a start
O Lord bless my heart
For I've bitten myself underneath
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea,
And they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Who concluded that life is what it is;
For he early had learnt,
If it were what it weren't,
It could not be that which it is.
Who stepped on the skin of a banana -
Away went her feet,
And she took a seat
In a very unladylike manner.
Who dreamed he was kissing his shoe.
He woke in the night
In a terrible fright,
And found that it was perfectly true!
Clothing And Accessories Humor
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There was a tall man from Cornwall
Whose length exceeded his bed.
"My body fits on it -
But barely upon it -
There's no room for my big Cornish head!"
- E. M. Snickering
Anatomy Humor
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