A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Learning To Drive Humor

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Kermit the Frog: Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?
Fozzie Bear: I took a correspondence course.

-Jerry Juhl and Jack Burns
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Student Driver: How did I do squeezing into that space?
Driving Instructor: Not bad, but next time, try parking on top of a sturdier car.
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Traffic Lights

Red on Top
Green Below
Yellow in between, sure to be seen.

Red means Stop
Green means Go
Yellow means wait, even if you’re late.

-Author Unknown

Color Humor
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When do you go on red and stop on green?
When you're eating a watermelon.

Food Humor
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Driving Instructor: What's the difference between a red light and a green light?
Student Driver: The color, silly.
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Where can you drive without a license?
On a golf course.

Athletics And Sports Humor
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Esther: How is your daughter coming along wth her driving lessons?
Stella: She took a turn for the worse last week.
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Safety Belts

(Sung to: "Jingle Bells" tune)

Safety belts, safety belts, wear them all the way
Every time you're in the car, every night and day, oh
Safety belts, safety belts, wear them round your lap
Then before you start to ride, everybody snap!

-Author Unknown
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Always remember: Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.

Wisdom
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Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by its maker.

Christian Humor
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-Sam Levenson

(If you do stand in her way, you'll be run over.)

Marriage Humor
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“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”

-Dudley Moore

Law Enforcement Humor
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“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said 'Parking Fine’.”

-Tommy Cooper
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"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road."

-Author Unknown
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Plant Humor
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"When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot."

-Larry Lujack

Music Humor
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