A woman is driving on the freeway, and knitting at the same time. A police officer notices this, drives up alongside of her, and shouts, "Pull over!" "No," she yells back. "It's a scarf!"

Chloe: What happened to the man who ran away with the circus?
Joey: The police eventually caught up with him and made him give it back.

What's half man and half metal, sleeps on park benches by day, and fights crime by night?
Hobo-Cop.

How can you tell traffic cops are happy?
They whistle while they work.

Two police officers were overheard talking on two-way radios.
Officer One: Okay, I'm at the crime scene. This place is buzzing with flies.
Officer Two: Understood. I'll request that they send in the S.W.A.T. officers.

What's yellow, plastic, and holds up banks?
A robber duckie!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo, "Beep, beep!"

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Why was the belt sent to jail?
For holding up a pair of pants!

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Why was the belt sent to jail?
For holding up a pair of pants!

Have you read 'Clothing And Accessories Humor'? Click here:
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Beaumon, you are so silly. :)

Here is another one.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," said the man in the cell. "I'm the groom!"

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."

Highway potrol Officer pulls over a car that was going very slow down a very busy highway.He walks up to the car and finds an old lady drivng and in the back seat more old ladies. He Say mam you are going very slow. Why is that? The old lay says, I am going the posted speed officer. Hesays No mam, you are not . She yes I am see right there it says 20 . NO mam the officer says That is the highway number sign not the speed limit.The speed limit is 65. Mam are your friends all right they look a little faint. OH yes she say they will be fine we just got off highway 112.

"There's no more crime in New York - there's nothing left to steal."
-Henry Youngman

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Motorist pulled over for running a stop sign says,"Officer I may not have come to a complete stop but I did slow down. I really don't see the difference." The Officer pops the man in the head with his billy club and says, "Now, do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

Point taken! Thanks, Soapy16.