A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included itemized hourly billings for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried in the middle of the list: For crossing the street to talk to you, then discovering it wasn't you at all...$1,625.

More 'Business And Entrepreneur Humor' is on the way - stay tuned!

Overheard: I have a brilliant attorney - the other day he got a parking ticket reduced to second-degree manslaughter.

"I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escaped unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone."

-F. Lee Bailey

Money Humor
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"Every law is an infraction of liberty."

-Jeremy Bentham

A lawyer said to one of his clients, "When I was a kid, I wanted to be a pirate!" His client replied, "Congratulations."

Pirate Humor
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"Cats are forbidden from chasing a duck down a city street."

-Law in Morrisburg, Louisiana, USA

Cat Humor
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Duck Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4696925

Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Food Humor
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'Pickle Humor' is being planned...

A man calls a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge me to answer three questions?" The lawyer says, "Eight hundred dollars." The man says, "That's a lot of money, isn't it?" The lawyer answers, "I guess so - What's your third question?"

Paramedic: Where are you hurt?
Accident Victim: I don't know - I haven't seen my lawyer yet.

'Ambulance And Paramedic Humor' is under development now.

Why did the lawyer leave the courtroom in his underwear?
He lost his lawsuit.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Only a lawyer could write documents with more than ten thousand words and call them 'briefs'.

Essay Humor
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"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once."

-Charles Lamb

"I am not so afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolve's clothing."

-Edna St. Vincent Millay

Sheep Humor
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'Wolf Humor' is under construction.

"We should be thankful for lawyers. If we didn't have them, who would get us out of the trouble they got us into?"

-Author Unknown

Why are there so many lawyers in Washington, D.C., and so many toxic waste dumps in New Jersey?

New Jersey got first choice.

Geography Humor
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'Environmentalist Humor' will be here soon!