A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, please don't cry!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
I think I hear an owl!
Now it's your turn!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, please don't cry!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
I think I hear an owl!
Now it's your turn!
Who's there?
Peek-a-boo!
Peek-a-boo who?
Peek-a-boo, my eyes see you!
Baby Humor
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Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open the door - there are monsters everywhere!
Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dis is the stupidest knock-knock joke ever.
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good locks lately? funny jokes - animated gif bee
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?funny jokes - juno
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I'm out here, right?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!funny jokes - animated gif mosquito
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee down the stream.
Knock, Knock!funny jokes - animated gif mosquito
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open that door!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!funny jokes - animated gif ice cream conefunny jokes - animated gif ice cream cone
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cousin!
Cousin who?
Cousin stead of opening the door, you're making me stand here!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.funny jokes - animated gif thermometer
Noah who?
Noah way to open the door?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie air is hot out here!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!funny jokes - animated gif cow
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine. Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Albie.
Albie who?
Albie out here if you need me.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?funny jokes - animated gif stopwatch
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open this door!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Open the door!
Knock, Knock!funny jokes - animated gif lettuce
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Who's there?
Wilbur Wright.
Wilbur Wright who?
Wilbur Wright back after we take a short break . . .
Aircraft And Flight Humor
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