First Kangaroo: I don't feel right today.
Second Kangaroo: I feel sort of jumpy myself.

Jack: I just crossed a kangaroo with a racehorse.
Jill: And what did you get?
Jack: I don't know, but when it rains, the jockey can ride inside.

Did you hear about the angry kangaroo?
It was hopping mad!

Why did the mommy kangaroo scold her baby?
Because she'd been eating cookies in bed. (in the pouch)

What did the mother kangaroo say when its baby disappeared?
Oh, no, someone's picked my pocket!

Okay, let's get this kangaroo humor hopping! Do you know any kangaroo jokes?