How do vampires stay healthy?
They take bite-amins.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty!

Who is the skeleton in the closet?
The winner of last year's hide-and-seek game!

What would you have if you crossed a cow with a werewolf?
A hamburger that bites back!

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones.

What was the hippie vampire like?
He was a ghoul man, real ghoul!

What's black and white, and red all over?
Dracula after dinner!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through a cemetary. Right in the middle of the cemetary they were startled by a tap-tap noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they looked and found an old man with a hammer and a chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath. "You scared us half to death - we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "My family are such fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name here and I have to correct it!"

"From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!" -Scottish Saying

To all good little goblins, ghouls, and ghosts: We wish you an extremely spooktacular Halloween! ; - )

Those are good, Beaumont.