A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one -just had another fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'
"No, madam," replied the postal clerk. "It would be better if you stuck it on the envelope."
Good idea for all of us popcorn lovers.
I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the
use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient - imagine that. When I found this
recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure
how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
1 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST) Salt/pepper
to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and
pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan making
sure the neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back.
After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's butt blows the oven door open and the bird flies across
the room, it's done.
And, you thought I didn't cook.
One says "Man! Its burning up in here!"
The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"
At the hospital, the doctors put the man to sleep, then led a horse into the operating room. When the man awakened, he took one look at the animal and said, "That's not the one I swallowed. Mine was a black horse."
Hello, Buster
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Croaka Coa.
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