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Horse Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Oh, what a funny looking cow!" said the sophisticated educated city slicker. "Why hasn't it got any horns?" "There are many reasons," answered the farmer, "why a cow hasn't got horns. Some are born without horns and do not have any until the later years of their life. Others are dehorned, while still other breeds are not supposed to have horns at all. There are many reasons why a cow sometimes does not have horns. But the chief reason that this cow hasn't got any horns is that it isn't a cow at all. It's a horse."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
About to take his first horseback ride, the greenhorn was checking out the horses in the stable. The old wrangler asked whether he wanted an English saddle or a Western saddle. "What's the difference?" asked the tenderfoot. "The English saddle is flat, while the Western has a horn on the front." "Better give me the English saddle," the fellow replied. "I don't expect to be riding in traffic."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A man was walking down a country road when he heard a voice coming from behind a tree, but all he could see was a horse. "Hello, remember me?" the voice said. "I won the Kentucky Derby Race two years ago. "A talking horse!" the man exclaimed, so he rushed to a nearby field where the farmer was working and asked, "What would you take for that horse?" "That horse is no good. You can have him for $20." "$20! I'll give you $2,000." "Has that haybag been giving you that nonsense about winning the Kentucky Derby? Listen, I happen to know he came in last."
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Horses, horses, horses those are too cute, Beaumont.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the mare go to Hollywood?
She wanted to play bit parts in the movies.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is "horse sense"?
Just "stable thinking"!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How does the Lone Ranger keep his horse so shiny?
Silver polish! :-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Riding: The art of keeping the horse between you and the ground.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I have probably told this one SOMEWHERE here before but:

A boy, who was always smiling got locked in the horse barn by his schoolmates. They forgot about him. Hours later someone opened the barndoor. There was the young man shoveling manure and SMILING! They said, "you've been locked in here for hours. How can you be STILL smiling?" He said, "With all this shit, there has to be a pony in here SOMEWHERE!"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Horsepower: Something that was much safer when only horses had it.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Racehorse: The only creature that can take thousands of people for a ride at the same time.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Giddy-up!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Grace: Guess what - I went riding this afternoon.
Jennifer: Horseback?
Grace: Sure is. He got back an hour before I did.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What has four legs and flies?
A horse in the summer time.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
We're just 'horsing around'! Thank you for adding to the 'Horse Humor', Jeanne36Roses.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What smells nice and rides a horse?
It's the Cologne Ranger!