A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Beaumont 09/21/2009

"Our Earth is degenerate in these last days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book; indeed, the end of the world is approaching."

-Assyrian inscription carved in stone around 1500 B.C.E.

Beaumont 09/21/2009

"I am not convinced that the world is in any worse shape than it ever was. It is just that in this age of instantaneous communication, we bear the weight of problems our forefathers only read about after they were solved."

-Burton Hillis

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

Beaumont 09/21/2009

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: his right ear, his left ear, and his wild front ear.

Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159

Beaumont 09/21/2009

George Washington wore high-heeled boots, tight satin pants, a ruffled silk shirt, and a curly wig. He ran for President in the thirteen colonies and won. If he were in Waco, Texas, today, he'd have to run for his life!

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980

Beaumont 09/21/2009

A teacher asked, "What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?"
A student answered, "Whoa!"

Horse Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4439920

Beaumont 09/21/2009

General Custer thought he had luck,
But at Little Big Horn the Indians struck.
Of pride he was full,
Till he met Sitting Bull,
And ended up a sitting duck.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Beaumont 09/21/2009

At one point in American history, there were 60 million televisions but only 45 million bathtubs, meaning that 15 million dirty people were watching television.

Television Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7626366

Beaumont 09/21/2009

I often pause and wonder
At fate's peculiar ways,
For nearly all our famous folk
Were born on holidays.

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

Beaumont 09/21/2009

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
-George Santayana

Question: Why does history keep repeating itself?
Answer: Because we weren't listening the first time!

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552

Beaumont 09/21/2009

Where was the Declaration of Independence written?
On paper.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.

'Paper Fun' is being planned now...

Beaumont 09/21/2009

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3001191

Beaumont 09/21/2009

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

Work Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3001191
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279

Beaumont 09/21/2009

Four-score and seven years ago, or the polynomial inverse of the equivalent numerator, our forefathers...

Math Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4216097

Beaumont 09/21/2009

Why did Cain kill his brother?
Because he was Abel.

Christian Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4171195

Beaumont 09/21/2009

What was the skinniest part of Napoleon?
The bony part.

More 'Puns' to come!

Beaumont 09/21/2009

Question: If Washington went to Washington wearing white woollies while Washington's wife waited in Wilmington, how many w's are there in all?
Answer: There are no w's in 'all'.

Riddles
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6376770

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