A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Teacher: What's your favorite wild animal?
Student: The hippopotamus.
Teacher: Good, please spell it.
Student: I've changed my mind. My favorite wild animal is the zebra.
Hickory dickory dock,
The hippo ran up the clock -
The clock collapsed!
What always follows a hippopotamus?
Its tail.
How do you make a hippopotamus stew?
Keeping it waiting for five or six hours.
Lars: What's the difference between a hippo?
Kel: Between a hippo and what?
Lars: I'm not giving any hints.
All I want for Christmas is a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus...All I want for Christmas is...Oh, is it too early to start asking?
Student: The hippopotamus.
Teacher: Good, please spell it.
Student: I've changed my mind. My favorite wild animal is the zebra.
Hickory dickory dock,
The hippo ran up the clock -
The clock collapsed!
What always follows a hippopotamus?
Its tail.
How do you make a hippopotamus stew?
Keeping it waiting for five or six hours.
Lars: What's the difference between a hippo?
Kel: Between a hippo and what?
Lars: I'm not giving any hints.
All I want for Christmas is a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus...All I want for Christmas is...Oh, is it too early to start asking?
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
-Gayla Peevey
Christmas Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5576139
The hippo should watch her weight.
It's not healthy to be fat.
But who would ever have the nerve
To tell a hippo that?
-Author Unknown
Diet And Exercise Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6729090