First Monkey: What's a gnu?
Second Monkey: Nothin' much - what's a gnu with you?

Monkey Humor
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There was a sightseer named Sue
Who saw a strange beast at the zoo.
When she asked, "Is it old?"
She was smilingly told,
"It's not an old beast, but a gnu."

Zoo Humor
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Limericks
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Mama Gnu was waiting for Papa Gnu when he came home for dinner one evening. "Our little boy was very bad today," she declared. "I want you to punish him." "Oh no," said Papa Gnu. "I won't punish him. You'll have to learn to paddle your own gnu." (Paddle your own canoe.)

Parenting Humor
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The Gnu Family

Of all the beasts
Inside the zoo
There are a few
I never knew.

And it is strange -
But it is true -
There's one beast there
That's always GNU!

He may be old;
He may be new -
But young or old
He's always GNU!

He has a wife,
A good gnu, too,
And she is now
A mother gnu.

Today I saw -
Can you guess who?
Their newborn child -
A brand-new GNU!

-Ilo Orleans

Poetry Humor
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The Gnu

G stands for Gnu, whose weapon of defense
Are long, sharp, curling horns, and common sense.
To these he adds a name so short and strong,
That even hardy Boers pronounce it wrong.
How often on a bright autumnal day
The pious people of Pretoria say,
“Come, let us hunt the ______ .” Then no more is heard
but sounds of strong men struggling with a word;
Meanwhile the distant Gnu with grateful eyes
Observes his opportunity and flies.

-Hilaire Belloc

Poetry Humor
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There was a sightseer named Sue
Who saw a strange beast at the zoo.
When she asked, "Is it old?"
She was smilingly told,
"It's not an old beast, but a gnu."

-Author Unknown

Zoo Humor
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Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084

Mama Gnu was waiting for Papa Gnu when he came home for dinner one evening. "Our little boy was very bad today," she declared. "I want you to punish him." "Oh no," said Papa Gnu. "I won't punish him. You'll have to learn to paddle your own gnu." (Paddle your own canoe.)

Childhood And Parenting Humor
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