“Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his buttonhole.”

-Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Blushing June brides! (and you thought the answer would be ‘Pilgrims’!)

Wedding Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12027815

“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”

-Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, English novelist

Barber And Hairstylist Humor
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Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to"persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Pun Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13691568

“God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.”

-James Matthew Barrie (1860-1937), Scottish novelist

Aging And Maturing Humor
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“Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.”

-Saying

Time Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6440761

“When I walk with you, I feel as if I had a flower in my buttonhole.”

-William Makepeace Thackeray (1811-1863) - English novelist

Happy Thoughts
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6910324

A man walks into a flower shop "I'd like some flowers please."
"Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?"
He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."
"Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?"

Marriage Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8493782

“Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.”

-Alphonse Karr (1808-1890), French novelist

Life And Living Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12530954

Wild Flowers

“Of what are you afraid, my child?” inquired the kindly teacher.
“Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild,” replied the timid creature.

-Peter Newell

Epigram Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13739210

What flower is the happiest?
The glad-iola.

Happy Thoughts
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6910324

A new business was opening and one of the owner's Friends wanted to send Flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the New business site and the owner read the card; it said, " Rest in Peace."

When the friend found out, she became angry and called the Florist to complain.

After she had told the Florist of the obvious mistake and how angry she was, the Florist said.
" Madam, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this:
Somewhere there is a Funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,

" Congratulations On Your New Location. "

Beaumont, you are prolific!