A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
Answer: Because it saw the turkey dressing! (stuffing)

Question: Who is Pizza's favorite relative?
Answer: Anchovy! (Aunt Chovey)

Question: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Answer: Because it was feeling crummy! (crumb-ee)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Dzinfizz, it's okay - the storm troopers were only here looking for the person who told the Darth Vader joke! ;-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Overeating: An activity that makes you thick to your stomach.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two hotdogs were cooking on the grill. One said to the other, "It sure is hot here!" The other hotdog shouted, "Oh, no! It's a talking hotdog!"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Mother: Eat your greens, child. It'll put color in your cheeks.
Daughter: But mom, I don't want green cheeks!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How do you make a milkshake?
Give it a good scare!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What's red and wobbles and flies, all at the same time?
A Jello-copter!
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Farmer Jones planted his onions and potatoes next to each other in a field. He figured that the onions would make the potatoes' eyes water, and he wouldn't have to bother with the irrigation.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is yellow and goes round and round?
A banana in a washing machine.

Don't try this one at home, kids - leave the really bad jokes to the experts! ;-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What two things shouldn't you try to have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
deleted_user
deleted_user
You are so silly Beaumont. :)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Vegetables

Eat a tomato and you'll turn red
(I don't think that's really so);
Eat a carrot and you'll turn orange
(Still and all you never know);
Eat some spinach and you'll turn green
(I'm not saying that it's true)
But that's what I heard, and so
I thought I'd pass it on to you.

-Shel Silverstein

'Color Humor' is in the planning stages.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"The most sincere love of all is the love of food."
-George Bernard Shaw

Love Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7787597
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“A cucumber should be well sliced and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out as good for nothing.”

-Samuel Johnson

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Vegetables

Eat a tomato and you'll turn red
(I don't think that's really so);
Eat a carrot and you'll turn orange
(Still and all you never know);
Eat some spinach and you'll turn green
(I'm not saying that it's true)
But that's what I heard, and so
I thought I'd pass it on to you.

-Shel Silverstein

Color Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12395576