A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Environmentalist And Animal Rights Humor

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What is the dirtiest word in the world?
Pollution!
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Wrong-Way Alien

A curious creature from Saturn
Came to Earth on some orbital pattern.
It saw our brown air,
And cement everywhere,
And squealed, "Why did I take that turn?!"

-Author Unknown

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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Wrong-Way Alien

A curious creature from Saturn
Came to Earth on some orbital pattern.
It saw our brown air,
And cement everywhere,
And screamed, "Why did I take that turn?!"

-Author Unknown

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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Fun Fact: Each year, the United States produces enough plastic wrap to shrink wrap the entire state of Texas. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's do it!

More 'Texas Humor' is in the works.
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In England, when crossing the Thames,
It sparkles and shimmers, like james
It's even reputed
To be unpolluted
Though in places it bursts into flames!

-Author Unknown

Limericks
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Remember, people, if you were meant to have a fur coat, nature would have given you one, so don't steal a fur coat from some animal who is its rightful owner.

Law Enforcement Humor
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America the Beautiful

O beautiful for smoggy skies
Insecticided grains
For strip-mined mountains, majesty
Above the asphalt plain.
America, America,
Man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines
With billboard signs
From sea to oily sea!

-George Carlin

'America Humor' coming soon...
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"Extinction is Forever."

-Friends of the Animals (slogan)
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China produces more than 45 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks every year, using an estimated 25 million trees to do so. Hmmm...kinda makes reusable chopsticks seem like a good alternative, perhaps?
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A Robin Redbreast in a Cage
Puts all Heaven in a Rage.

-William Blake: 'Augeries of Innocence' (1803); type of work: poem

Bird Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4825220
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"He that plants trees loves others besides himself."
-Thomas Fuller

Plant Humor
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Little Timmy, age five, was looking at a picture book. When he came to a picture of a zebra, his father asked him what animal that was. Timmy thought a moment, then answered, "That's a cow that ate bio-engineered corn.

Cow Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7980193

Zebra Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6580605
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"Until he extends the circle of his compassion to include all living things, man will not find peace with himself."

-Albert Schweizer
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"This animal is very bad;
When attacked, it defends itself."

-Theodore P. K.

Animals Are People, Too!
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Love thy neighbor - even if thy neighbor is a fuzzy bunny or a chirping chickadee or a grandpa who wears stripes with plaids.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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"Over increasingly large areas of the United States, spring now comes unheralded by the return of the birds, and the early mornings are strangely silent where once they were filled with the beauty of bird song."

-Rachel Carson: "The Silent Spring" (1962); type of work: book