A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Egg Humor

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Beaumont
“It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird, and it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.”

-C. S. Lewis
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Beaumont
Q. Who wrote the book Great Eggspectations?
A.Charles Chickens!

Book Humor
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Beaumont
A father and his son are hiking through America. They round a bend and see a Native American sitting on a rock. The father points to the Native American and says, "Son, Native Americans have the best memory of anyone in the world." The young son goes up to the Native American and says, "What did you have for breakfast last Tuesday?" Without hesitation the Native American says, "Eggs." The son is impressed and carries on with the hike. Thirty years later the son is now a grown man, and is hiking the same trail with his own son. He goes around the same bends, over the same hills, and lo and behold, rounds the corner and there is that same Native American on the same rock. He walks up, raises his hand in greeting and says, "HOW." The Native American replies, "Scrambled."

More 'Native American' humor is being researched...
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Beaumont
Q. What sport are the eggs good at?
A. Running!

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/48477862
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Q. What sport are the eggs good at?
A. Running!

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862
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Beaumont
What did the egg say to the blender?
"I know when I'm beaten."

Cooking And Recipe Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8776238
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg."

-Samuel Butler

Chicken Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5460440
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across.

Road Crossing Humor
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Beaumont
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look!

Knock-Knock Jokes
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither--the Easter Bunny did!

Easter Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6728722
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither--the Easter Bunny did!

Easter Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6728722
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
We'll just keep egging you on with more egg-cellent egg humor - until you throw some eggs back at us in the form of your own egg jokes - how egg-citing! We's gettin' eggy with it! Egg-zactly!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither--the Easter Bunny did!

Easter Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6728722
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg not by smashing it.”

-Arnold H. Glasow
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg not by smashing it.”

-Arnold H. Glasow

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567