A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Beaumont 07/08/2013

“The purpose of education is to get more jokes.”

-Author Unknown

Beaumont 07/08/2013

Principal: How can you get into so much mischief in one day?
Student: Well, I get up earlier than most kids.

Time Humor
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Beaumont 07/08/2013

Where are weird school plays put on?
In the odditorium.

Miscellaneous Humor
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Beaumont 07/08/2013

Why are kindergarten teachers so great?
Because they know how to make little things count.

Beaumont 07/08/2013

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!!!
Teacher: We'll have the other half this afternoon.

Beaumont 07/08/2013

A teacher whose spelling’s unique
Thus wrote down the “Days of the Wique”:
The first he spelt ‘Sonday’,
The second day ‘Munday’ –
And now a new teacher they sique.

-Charles Battell Loomis

Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084

Beaumont 07/08/2013

“A teacher who regularly makes a practice of hunting up the most unattractive child and whispering in her ear, “You’re getting prettier every day,” says it always works; almost at once the child begins to blossom into something close to beauty.”

-Marcelene Cox, in “Ladies’ Home Journal”

Words Heal
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Beaumont 07/08/2013

“When Milo looked up he saw an enormous bee, at least twice his size . . . ‘I am the Spelling Bee . . . Don’t be alarmed - - a-l-a-r-m-e-d.’”

-Norton Juster: “The Phantom Toolbooth”

Bug Humor
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Beaumont 07/08/2013

Jimmy: Hey, mom, how come I’m the biggest kid in the second grade?
Jimmy’s Mom: Because you’re nineteen years old, that’s why.

Aging And Maturing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10355417

Beaumont 07/08/2013

Do you know any school jokes, riddles, poems, funny stories, or one-liners? Please share them with the group - we'd love to hear from you! : - )

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