Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!

Chicken Humor
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Q: What's red and blue and makes your Easter basket soggy?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!

Color Humor
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Question: What rolls in the mud and carries eggs?
Answer: The Easter Piggy!

Pig Humor
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Easter Airport Bunnies Head for Cote d'Azur. Aeroports de Paris, the company that runs the French capital's airports, announced that it would remove troublesome bunnies from Orly Airport and gently transfer them to a new life in the sun-kissed south of France. “The rabbit is reputed to be a cute and harmless animal but it is also a redoubtable rodent,” Aeroports de Paris said in a press release outlining its scheme. “If the rabbit population grows too much, the animals can gnaw through cables and their tunneling can undermine the edges of runways, taxiways and landing beacons.” Game wardens armed with ferrets and nets will fan out across the 850 hectares (2,125 acres) of grass and green spaces at Orly with the goal of capturing 150 rabbits and sending them to a new life in the sun. Aeroports de Paris said its annual live cull, 'conducted with scrupulous regard for the environment,' has kept the airport's rabbit population at some 2,000 animals, compared with 10,000 in 1999.

Environmentalist And Animal Rights Humor
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!

Marriage Humor
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Question: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Answer: Eggcercise.

Diet And Exercise Humor
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Peter Cottontail

Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity,
Easter's on its way.

Bringin' every girl and boy Baskets full of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter bright and gay.
He's got jelly beans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue,
There's an orchid for your Mommy
And an Easter bonnet, too.

Oh, here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity,
Happy Easter day.

Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Look at him stop,
And listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way.

You'll wake up on Easter morning
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those choc'late bunnies
That he's hiding ev'rywhere.

Oh, here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity,
Happy Easter day.

-Beatrix Potter

Lyric Humor
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More Easter jokes wanted! Please add yours so that we'll have something to chuckle about. : - D

How many Easter eggs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Easter eggs don't have hands.

Light Bulb Changing Humor
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To true...more about the History the word Easter...http://www.allabouthistory.org/origin-of-the-word-easter-faq.htm

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It's pretty hard to swallow!

Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It's a tender tail!

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Wow, thanks for all the great humor, DDebbie!

Question: Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimers patients?
Answer: They hid their own eggs.

Aging And Maturing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10355417