A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
What do you call 100 dancing dinosaurs?
An earthquake.
What do you get if you give a dinosaur a pogo stick to play with?
Big holes all over your driveway.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is a vegetarian or a carnivore?
Lie down on a plate.
What dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
The Thesaurus.
Why are dinosaurs healthier than dragons?
Because dinosaurs don't smoke.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun set?
In the dark.
An earthquake.
What do you get if you give a dinosaur a pogo stick to play with?
Big holes all over your driveway.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is a vegetarian or a carnivore?
Lie down on a plate.
What dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
The Thesaurus.
Why are dinosaurs healthier than dragons?
Because dinosaurs don't smoke.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun set?
In the dark.
Tyrannosaurus-pecks.
Chicken Humor
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Blarney.
Irish Humor
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Blarney.
Irish Humor
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A: A tyrannosauraus wreck!
Automobile And Mechanic Humor
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Television Humor
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My sister, finkasaurus,
Is a tattle-telling shrew.
My brother, slobasaurus,
Doesn’t quite know how to chew.
My mother, rushasaurus,
Finds it hard to be on time.
My father, cheapasaurus,
Never spends an extra dime.
Our doggy, barkasaurus,
Keeps the neighbors up at night.
Our kitty, scratchasaurus,
Gouges everything in sight.
And then there’s angelsaurus –
Who, you might have guessed, is me –
The only one who’s perfect in this crazy family.
-Helen Ksypka
Family And Home Humor
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When it wears a cute little clown suit.
Clown Humor
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