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Chuck Norris Humor

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Sleep And Dream Humor
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Math Humor
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Atheist And Evolutionist Humor
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Fun Fact: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born 10 March 1940. He is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Norris.
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Book Humor
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No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

Marine Life Humor
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Time Humor
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Time Humor
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Chuck Norris can watch “60 Minutes” in 22 seconds.

Television Humor
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Work Humor
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Architect And Construction Humor
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Chuck Norris IS ''The best a man can get.''

Advertising Humor
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Fun Fact: Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as “Way of the Dragon” in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee and was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s. He next played the starring role in the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger” from 1993 to 2001.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Restaurant Humor
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