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Cheese Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"The holes in your Swiss cheese are somebody else's Swiss cheese."

-Melvin Fishman: "New York Times,” ‘Higher Education Supplement’ (1982)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow.

Knock-Knock Jokes
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
One day, at lunch at an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving Swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it. She told the lunch lady that she didn't like the holes in her cheese. To that, the lunch lady responded, “That’s ok honey, just eat around the holes, and leave them on your plate.”

School And Education Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What did the vane cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Answer: Looking Gouda!

‘Egotist And Narcissist Humor’ is in the planning.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What did the vane cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Answer: Looking Gouda!

‘Egotist And Narcissist Humor’ is in the planning.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“How can you expect to govern a country that has two hundred and forty-six kinds of cheese?”

-Charles de Gaulle (1958)

Government Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Answer: Nacho Cheese!

Law Enforcement Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A little boy went to a birthday party in a very nice suit. When he returned home, his suit was full of holes, and his mother was mortified. When she asked him what they had done there, he replied that they were playing store and he was the Swiss cheese.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A cheese that was aged and gray
Was walking and talking one day.
Said the cheese, “Kindly note
My mama was a goat
And I’m made of curds by the whey.”

-Author Unknown

Limerick Humor
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jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Those were cute, Beaumont...................I like the school l cafeteria best!!!
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Those were cute, Beaumont...................I like the school l cafeteria best!!!