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Calvin And Hobbes Humor

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Calvin: "Mom's not feeling well. So I'm making her a get well card."
Hobbes: "That's thoughtful of you."
Calvin: "See, on the front it says, 'Get Well Soon' ... and on the inside it says, Hobbes: 'Because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?"
Hobbes: "Sure, I'm hungry too."
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Calvin (a young boy) and Hobbes (a toy stuffed tiger) are fictional characters from the comic series created by cartoonist Bill Watterson.
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Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.
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"I'm not going to so my math homework. Look at these unsolved problems. Here's a number in mortal combat with another. One of them is going to get subtracted. But why? What will be left of him? If I answered these, it would kill the suspense. It would resolve the conflict and turn intriguing possibilities into boring old facts."
"I never really thought about the literary possibilities of math."
"I prefer to savor the mystery."

Math Humor
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“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”

-Calvin & Hobbes

Life And Living Humor
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“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

-Calvin & Hobbes quote
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

-Calvin & Hobbes quote
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Calvin: This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen...
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Calvin: "Any monsters under my bed tonight?"
Hobbes: "Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh."
Calvin: "Well there *better* not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!"
Hobbes: "You have a flamethrower?"
Calvin: "They lie. I lie."

-“Calvin, The Monsters Under His Bed, and Hobbes”

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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"Do you like being a girl?"
"It’s gotta be better than the alternative."
"Whats it like? Is it like being a bug?"
"Like a WHAT?"
"I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it."
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“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”

-Calvin & Hobbes quote
Annewentworth
Annewentworth
I loved all of these quotes this was my favorite when I was in school:

“Homework, I command thee, BE DONE!”
- Calvin and Hobbes

Like Calvin it never worked for me. ;)
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
I liked the math one the best but they were all cute.