A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Beaumont 07/30/2011

"Offices are a tremendous waste of time for chief executives...I can be away from my office for three weeks, and things get done. But if I come in (to the office) for one day, everything stops."

-Lawrence A. Apply

Beaumont 07/30/2011

How To Succeed In Business

Early to bed,
Early to rise,
Work like crazy,
And advertise.

-Author Unknown

Epigrams
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10537784

Beaumont 07/30/2011

An efficient businessman found a machine that would do half of his work at the office, so he bought two.

Math Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4216097

Beaumont 07/30/2011

Radio Station Owner: Do you know how to run a radio station?
Applicant For Position Of Station Manager: No, sir.
Radio Station Owner: Well, I'll try you. You talk like you've had experience.

Miscellaneous Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8390874

Beaumont 07/30/2011

"Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee."

-Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12365911

Beaumont 07/30/2011

"A shady business never yields a sunny life."

-B. C. Forbes

Beaumont 07/30/2011

Boss: Where's the cashier?
Employee: Gone to the races.
Boss: Gone to the races during business hours?
Employee: Yes, sir; it's her last chance of making the books balance.

Beaumont 07/30/2011

To succeed in business, one must possess a 'business brain', which consists of two principle parts, known as 'dollars' and 'cents'.

Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159

Beaumont 07/30/2011

"Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets."

-Henry Ford

Chicken Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5460440

Beaumont 07/30/2011

Some of the room at the top is created by people the people who go to sleep while there and fall off.

Sleep And Dream Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8442746

Beaumont 07/30/2011

"When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money, and the person with money will get some experience."

-Leonard Lauder

Money Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6778856

Beaumont 07/30/2011

Always remember: "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on."

-Samuel Goldwyn

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

Beaumont 07/31/2011

Executive: Someone who makes an immediate decision and is sometimes right.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

Beaumont 07/31/2011

A good executive is a person who can set up an organization that can run efficiently without him.

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279

Beaumont 08/01/2011

"Commit yourself to a dream...Nobody who tries to do something great but fails is a total failure. Why? Because he can always rest assured that he succeeded in life's most important battle - he defeated the fear of trying."

-Robert H. Fuller

Fear And Phobia Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12410172

JourneymanProject1 08/01/2011

Sign found in a restroom inside an office complex in the UK, as featured in the 2004 edition of the "365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" series of Page-a-Day Calendars:

Toilet Out of Order. Please use floor below. (Better watch where you walk....)

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