A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Automobile And Mechanic Humor

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Marco: What model car is that you're driving?
Polo: It's not so much a model as it is a bad example!
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"I've found that an overlooked psychological factor contributing to auto accidents is the driver's dislike for his car."

-Sheldon Zigelbaum

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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A man was having trouble with his new car. He had added a carburetor that saved 30 percent on gas, a timer that saved 50 percent on gas, and spark plugs that saved 30 percent on gas. The trouble started when he drove ten miles and the gas tank overflowed.

Math Humor
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Motorist: What will it cost to fix my car?
Mechanic: What's wrong with it?
Motorist: I don't know.
Mechanic: $1,795.95!
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Two cars were parked in a repair shop. One car says to the other, "You look familiar - haven't I bumped into you before?
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Child: Mom, what happens to a car when it's too old to run any more?
Mother: Someone sells it to your father.

Family And Home Humor
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How do you charge a car battery?
With a credit card.

Money Humor
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Do Cadillacs stretch?
No, but Mercedes Benz.

More 'Name Humor' is on the way!
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"What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine the awful screeching?"

-Samuel Hoffenstein
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Have you heard about the vehicle that runs on just water?
It's called a 'sailboat'.

'Boat And Ship Humor' is currently under construction.
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Another often overlooked benefit of the introduction of the automobile is the resulting decrease in horse stealing.

Law Enforcement Humor
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Reckless automobile driving arouses the suspicion that much of the horse sense of the good old days was possessed by the horse. The reason there were fewer wrecks in the old horse-and-buggy days was because the driver didn't depend wholly on his own intelligence.

Horse Humor
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"People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black."

-Henry Ford

'Color Humor' is being put together...
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Fun Fact: Years ago, the Chevrolet division of General Motors made a moderately priced vehicle called the Chevy Nova. They encountered difficulty, however, when they attempted to sell the car in Mexico, because in Spanish 'no va' means 'no go'.
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FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily; also, Found On the Road Dead.

More 'Acronym Humor' is being planned...
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Mechanic: The discombobulator mechanism has shifted, causing your vortex feed line to leak and shorting out your primary warp nacelles.
Motorist: Sounds complicated, I'll just leave it to you.