A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Animal Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Animals are people, too!
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Beaumont
Always Be Kind to Animals
Always be kind to animals,
Morning, noon, and night.
For animals have feelings, too,
And furthermore . . . they bite!

-Author Unknown

Epigram Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. What wild animal would you like to see domesticated, besides your little brother or sister?

Family And Home Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Always Be Kind to Animals

Always be kind to animals,
Morning, noon, and night.
For animals have feelings, too,
And furthermore . . . they bite!

-Author Unknown

Epigram Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
I think animal testing is a terrible idea - they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

School Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.”

-Michael Friedman

Daffynition And Definition Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Food Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Legal Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of these jokes; some, however, were annoyed.

Law And Lawyer Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Lots of people talk to animals.... Not very many listen, though.... That's the problem.”

-Benjamin Hoff: “The Tao of Pooh”

Interpersonal Communications Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: Where do lions and tigers and bears work out?
Answer: At the jungle gym, silly!

Diet And Exercise Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
Answer: A cockapoodledoo!

Miscellaneous Humor
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deleted_user
"What wild animal would I like to see domesticated?"
politicians?
It's 2AM--- best I could do...

these were REALLY funny... and the early hour had NOTHING to do with my thinking that.... (I think...)
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Be kind to animals because they bite is absolutely, positvity funny.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A snake and a rabbit met. Never having seen a creature of that type before, each studied the other. The snake said, “You have long ears, two funny front teeth, and you go hippety-hop. You must be a rabbit.” The rabbit nodded and said, “You have oily skin, fangs, and a split tongue. You must be a lawyer.”

Law and Lawyer Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Who grants wishes to hairy animals?
Their furry godmother.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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yogacat
yogacat
Quote of the Day: "When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?"
Michel de Montaigne - Writer (1533 - 1592)