"An asylum for the sane would be empty in America."

-George Bernard Shaw

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
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"An asylum for the sane would be empty in America."

-George Bernard Shaw

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
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"My folks were immigrants and they fell under the spell of the American legend that the streets were paved with gold. When Papa got here he found out three things: 1) The streets were not paved with gold, 2) the streets were not even paved, and, 3) he was supposed to do the paving."

-Sam Levinson

Work Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3001191

"America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people."

-Gloria Steinem

Food Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3168848

"Americans think of themselves collectively as a huge rescue squad on twenty-four-hour call to any spot on the globe where dispute and conflict may erupt."

-Eldridge Cleaver

Military Humor is in the works...

Superhero Humor is being planned...

A kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, "What flag is this?" A little girl called out, "That's the flag of our country." "Very good," the teacher said. "And what is the name of our country?" "Tis of thee," the little girl said confidently.

School Humor
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A young Frenchman was applying for inclusion in his country's quota of immigrants to America. A member of the board asked him why he wanted to go to America. The young man earnestly replied, "I want to go to America - " he paused and then continued with a rush, " - because in America it's Christmas every day."

Christmas Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5576139
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5731437
3. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5731575

An American tourist was looking down the crater of a large volcano in Greece, and said, "It looks like Hell." The Greek guide responded, "You Americans have been everywhere."

Travel Humor
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Trade between America and Canada is really brisk. Canada sends to the U.S. its best television, radio, and movie personalities and musicians, and the U.S. sends to Canada its military draft dodgers and income tax cheats.

Canadian Humor is under development now...

U.S.A. #1, U.S.A. #1! Please feel free to add your jokes about America!

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am ..

While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)

He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

and

tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking
his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

Please buy American! Read the labels!
Shopping And Retail Humor
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