"Once you can accept the Universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaids comes easy."
-Albert Einstein

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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When Albert Einstein's baby sister was born, his mother told him the baby would be nice to play with. After looking at it for a while, he complained, "Yes, but where are its wheels?"

Baby Humor
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Einstein's Three Rules of Work

1. Out of clutter find simplicity.

2. From discord make harmony.

3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

Work Humor
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In a notable family called Stein
There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein.
Gert's writing was hazy,
Ep's statues were crazy,
And nobody understands Ein.
-Author Unknown

Limericks
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"[Einstein] would have been one of the greatest theoreticians of physics even if he had never written a line on relativity."
-Max Born

Science Humor
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Relatively speaking: In German, 'ein' means 'one' and 'stein' means 'mug'; which makes me wonder if anyone ever called 'Einstein' Mr. One Mug.

More (and better) 'Name Humor' to come...

these are interesting facts

Einstein's Chauffeur

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making.

"I have and idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."

Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"

When they arrive at the dinner, Eistein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor ask an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."

~ Albert Einstein

Excellent! :-)

Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?" Larry answers, "165." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?" The lady answers, "124." "That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "51."
Albert responds, "How 'bout them Steelers?"

Athletics And Sports Humor
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“It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.”

-One of Albert Einstein's teachers

School Humor
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"The problems we have now
cannot be solved with the same level of thinking that we had
when we created them."

--Albert Einsten

Einstein was traveling on a train, when the conductor came checking for tickets. Einstein could not find his, but the conductor assured him that was no problem.
After passing down a few rows of seats, the conductor looked back and saw Einstein on the floor looking under the seat for his ticket. Once again, the conductor assured him that it was no problem, "I know who you are, Dr. Einstein", he said.
This happened one or two more times, where the conductor had to assure the professor that he, indeed, did know who he was and he could relax.
To that, Einstein replied, "My good man, I, too know who I am. My problem is that I don't know where I am going!"