Q: Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

Theater And Thespian Humor
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Alabama Laws

• It is illegal to place an elephant in an electric oven.
• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
• Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a motor vehicle.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• It is illegal for courting couples to hold hands while dining in a restaurant.
• It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
• It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
• Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
• You may not drive barefooted.
• You must have windshield wipers on your car.

Law And Lawyer Humor
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years!

Money Humor
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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?” The driver says, “Bout what?”

Interpersonal Communications Humor
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Did you hear about the Alabama quarterback who tried to throw himself on the floor in a fit of rage?
He missed!

Athletics And Sports Humor
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You're probably an Auburn fan if -

-Your wife's idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard.
-You won't buy a foreign-made car because you're afraid you won't understand what they say on the radio.
-Your kids go to a private school and they won't tell you where it is.

List Humor
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You're probably an Auburn fan if -
-Your wife's idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard.
-You won't buy a foreign-made car because you're afraid you won't understand what they say on the radio.
-Your kids go to a private school and they won't tell you where it is.

More 'List Humor' is in the works!

Fun Fact: Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

Christmas Humor
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Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummm . . . is it five?"

Chicken Humor
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Question: What do they put on the bottoms of soft drink cans in Alabama?
Answer: Please open other end.

More 'Instruction Humor' to come!

Two Auburn fans are walking in the woods. One says, "Look! A dead bird."
The other one looks up into the sky and says, "Where?"

Bird Humor
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