"When one has reached 81...one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself without trying to push it."

-Sean O'Casey, in "The New York Times" (25 September 1960)

Overheard: I just turned 92 and I finally figured out what I want to do with my life.

Work Humor
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"Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old."

-Franz Kafka

Grandpa Arrington was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared. "I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night we made a solemn pledge that whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go out and take a walk. Gentlemen, I have been in the open air practically continuously for 75 years.

Diet And Exercise Humor
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What Is Age?

Age is opportunity no less
Than youth itself, though in another dress.
And as the evening twilight fades away,
The sky is filled with stars invisible by day.

-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Once you reach 80, everyone wants to carry your baggage and help you up the steps. If you forget your name or anybody else's name, or an appointment, or your own telephone number, or promise to be three places at the same time, or can't remember how many grandchildren you have, you need only explain that you are 80."

-Frank Laubach

"I have often noticed that a kindly, placid, good humor is the companion of longevity, and I suspect, frequently the leading cause of it."

-Walter Scott

Happy Thoughts
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You can tell you're getting old when you sit down in rocking chair and can't get it started.

Traffic sign in Florida mobile home park: Slow, Grandparents At Play.

'Sign Humor' is presently under construction.

A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.

'Babysitter And Nanny Humor' is being planned.

In the mirror
The old man I was afraid of
as a child

-John Brandi: "Weeding the Cosmos" (a book of haikus)

'Haiku Humor' is on its way!

"When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is read the obituaries. If my name's not in there, I shave."

-George Burns

'Newspaper Humor' will be delivered soon...

"The heart that loves is always young."

-Author Unknown

Love Humor
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"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."

-H. L. Mencken

Wisdom
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"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

-Tom Stoppard

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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