A country storekeeper turns down an advertising salesman's offer for some good rates on the local radio station. "No, sir," the storekeeper says. "The last time I did that people came in and bought me out of everything I had."

'Shopping And Retail' humor headed here soon...

"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising."

-Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor
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A big advertising man had a small daughter who came home from Sunday school one day carrying a bundle of pamphlets. "And what do you have there?" asked the man. "Oh, nothing," answered the little girl. "Just some ads about Heaven."

Christian Humor
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Those are cute...

The Codfish

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs,
The homely hen lays one.
The codfish never cackles
To tell you what she's done.
And so we scorn the codfish,
While the humble hen we prize,
Which only goes to show you
That it pays to advertise.

-Author Unknown

Poetry

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...and that's why I don't work in advertising...because if I did, it would be just like that!

A little boy was on his first real vacation with his father. The two were hiking in the mountains when his daddy pointed out a brilliant rainbow. "It sure is pretty," said the youngster. "What's it advertising?"

:)

B>) you make me smile :D

I would like to invite you - yes, you - to add to our advertising humor! :-)

A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?" "United." Joe answered. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now John, Tell me which company uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And John answered, "Mom."

Motherhood And Mother’s Day Humor
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A country storekeeper turns down an advertising salesman's offer for some good rates on the local radio station. "No, sir," the storekeeper says. "The last time I did that people came in and bought me out of everything I had."

Shopping And Retail Humor
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The Codfish

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs,
The homely hen lays one.
The codfish never cackles
To tell you what she's done.
And so we scorn the codfish,
While the humble hen we prize,
Which only goes to show you
That it pays to advertise.

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
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I would like to invite you - yes, you - to add to our advertising humor! :-)