"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

-Dolly Parton

gotta: have to; must

Weather Humor
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"Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh."

-Katharine Hepburn

Remember, even monkeys fall out of trees from time to time!

Monkey Humor
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"To be criticized is not necessarily to be in the wrong."

-Anthony Eden

Terrance: How can one person makes so many mistakes in a single day?
Clarence: I get up early.

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a beautiful butterfly.

Bug Humor
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"Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things."

-Henry Ward Beecher

Christian Humor
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"A mistake is a lesson on its way to being learned."
-Robert Orben

Wisdom
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Two frogs were playing on the rafters of a dairy barn one night. They fell into adjacent pails of cream. They jumped and hopped and scrambled for survival. One fought the good fight longer and harder than the other, and stayed the course. When the farmer came in the next morning, he found one frog floating on the top a pail of cream, dead, and the other standing on a cake of butter, exhausted but happy to be alive.

When we let problems overwhelm us, when we stop jumping and hopping and scrambling for survival, we stop living. But when we hang in there and fight the good fight, we end up on a cake of butter.

-Giles Bello

Explanation: One frog gave up the struggle and drowned in the cream, while the other frog's continued struggling churned the cream until it became solid butter, upon which the frog was able to rest. Moral of the story: Persevere until the state of things change, or just hang in there and things are sure to get butter...I mean, better! Right, froggy? "Ribbit!"

-Beaumont

Frog And Toad Humor
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"Always remember: If you don't fail at something you're not doing anything."

-Beaumont

"Some falls are means the happier to rise."

-William Shakespeare

More 'William Shakespeare Humor' is in the works...

[He is] "so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else."

-Don Marquis

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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"By ignorance we make mistakes, and by making mistakes we learn."

-Edmund Fuller

School Humor
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May bad fortune follow you all the days of your life
And never catch up with you.

Best Wishes And Toasts
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People seldom make the same mistake twice...
Usually it's at least ten times that they do so!