A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Little Johnny Was Sitting In Class Doing Math Problems When
His Teacher Picked Him To Answer A Question, " Johnny, If
There Were 5 Birds Sitting On A Fence And You Shot 1 With Your
Gun, How Many Would Be Left " ?
" None, " Replied Johnny, " Cause The Rest Would Fly Away. "
" Well, The Answer Is 4, " Said The Teacher, " But I Like The
Way You're Thinking. "
Little Johnny Says, " I Have A Question For You. If There Were
3 Women Eating Ice Cream Cones In A Shop, 1 Was Licking Her Cone,
The 2nd Was Biting Her Cone And The 3rd Was Sucking Her Cone, Which
1 Is Married " ?
" Well, " Said The Teacher Nervously, " I Guess The 1 Sucking The
Cone. "
" No, " Said Little Johnny, " The 1 With The Wedding Ring On Her
Finger, But I Like The Way You're Thinking. " !!
His Teacher Picked Him To Answer A Question, " Johnny, If
There Were 5 Birds Sitting On A Fence And You Shot 1 With Your
Gun, How Many Would Be Left " ?
" None, " Replied Johnny, " Cause The Rest Would Fly Away. "
" Well, The Answer Is 4, " Said The Teacher, " But I Like The
Way You're Thinking. "
Little Johnny Says, " I Have A Question For You. If There Were
3 Women Eating Ice Cream Cones In A Shop, 1 Was Licking Her Cone,
The 2nd Was Biting Her Cone And The 3rd Was Sucking Her Cone, Which
1 Is Married " ?
" Well, " Said The Teacher Nervously, " I Guess The 1 Sucking The
Cone. "
" No, " Said Little Johnny, " The 1 With The Wedding Ring On Her
Finger, But I Like The Way You're Thinking. " !!
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" Name A Term Used In Football " ?
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This G** d*mn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the church...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon?"
The priest replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"