Yippee Ki Yay 07/25/2014
Is it finally Friday? Damn, what a long week! I knew I should have taken today off but stupid Chicken Little wants to have a meeting at 3pm to discuss Turd Sr. Come on man! What the hell do we need to discuss! It's working so what else is there? Moron!
Yesterday I continued working on Turd Jr. I need to add some visual queues to the sort and build an email component then I think I'm about done! Weeeeeeeee! I have no idea what Jelly has next. I'll start working on that EB rewrite if dum-dum doesn't have anything ready. We have a ton of work to do but between Jelly and Davy Jones it takes forever to get shit into the pipeline! CHIMPS!
I managed a workout yesterday. Still totally unmotivated but at least I did something! Tomorrow I'll hit the gym. I seem to have more motivation at the gym. Probably because other people are there pushing themselves. I hope that smelly asshole isn't there tomorrow! This old f**king goof smells like 10 day old cheese I swear! Come on man! How can you smell that bad BEFORE the gym! And it's not just being near the freak it's like 40 feet away and he smells! Where the f**k did this idiot come from? I swear I'm telling the manager to kick that shitball out!
So tonight is The Bird's big second date with Weezey! Ha! This is his first second date in like 3 years! Poor desperate nut! I hope it works out because I'm soooooooo tired of his whining! Hell he's probably going broke! I think he's on like 4 dating web sites! I'm sure that shit isn't free! What ever happened to humans speaking in-person to other humans? My friend Gunner calls them Cyber Babies! It makes sense! A bunch of people meeting other people online that they shouldn't have ever meet....CYBER BABIES! Ha!
Today I need to pick some vacation days or I'm going to lose the damn things. I also need to cut the stupid grass....AGAIN! How does it grow so fast? I'm stretching the fridge until Tuesday because I DO NOT feel like going to the grocery store today! I'm so weird :)
Anywho, mas coffee and H needs her TGIF donuts soooooooooo that's the news I'm outta here!
Yesterday I continued working on Turd Jr. I need to add some visual queues to the sort and build an email component then I think I'm about done! Weeeeeeeee! I have no idea what Jelly has next. I'll start working on that EB rewrite if dum-dum doesn't have anything ready. We have a ton of work to do but between Jelly and Davy Jones it takes forever to get shit into the pipeline! CHIMPS!
I managed a workout yesterday. Still totally unmotivated but at least I did something! Tomorrow I'll hit the gym. I seem to have more motivation at the gym. Probably because other people are there pushing themselves. I hope that smelly asshole isn't there tomorrow! This old f**king goof smells like 10 day old cheese I swear! Come on man! How can you smell that bad BEFORE the gym! And it's not just being near the freak it's like 40 feet away and he smells! Where the f**k did this idiot come from? I swear I'm telling the manager to kick that shitball out!
So tonight is The Bird's big second date with Weezey! Ha! This is his first second date in like 3 years! Poor desperate nut! I hope it works out because I'm soooooooo tired of his whining! Hell he's probably going broke! I think he's on like 4 dating web sites! I'm sure that shit isn't free! What ever happened to humans speaking in-person to other humans? My friend Gunner calls them Cyber Babies! It makes sense! A bunch of people meeting other people online that they shouldn't have ever meet....CYBER BABIES! Ha!
Today I need to pick some vacation days or I'm going to lose the damn things. I also need to cut the stupid grass....AGAIN! How does it grow so fast? I'm stretching the fridge until Tuesday because I DO NOT feel like going to the grocery store today! I'm so weird :)
Anywho, mas coffee and H needs her TGIF donuts soooooooooo that's the news I'm outta here!
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HAaha you crack me up. 10 day old cheese. Eww!!
Bird must be working his magic now. It\'s 9:00 here. So do women find cyber babes???? Cyber studs??? No. Yuck. Creepy. I would be lucky enough to meet a serial cyber killer. Eau de cologne, bleu gym cheese! What a treat! So I guess that guy is literally a smelly asshole. And first thing in the morning! Sweet!
Okay. You said you were taking a week off after the Turd Family was done. What\'s the problem? You never take off. You could be the Mountain Man for at least 2 weeks in a row! Is that not incentive enough to schedule those days? Have a good workout tomorrow & enjoy the weekend.!