Yesterday...
All my troubles were parked int the Driveway...Now it looky like they gone away..Oh I'm so glad about Yesterday........Suddenly, I aint half the guy I use to be..I got what ya'll call a disablitiy..An I take a lot of pill ya see........Why she go I donno but she did say..you do fat and ugly wont you go away..So I did that yesterday.......Yesterday all my trouble seem to go away..Oh I'm belive in Yesterday.......Well that aint how the Beatles did it hehehe...But I aint the beatles... I'm da man.... YU Bett Ya.......I got my aircomperssor... Up and ready...then my pills ran out.. I call my son...(somebody help me)well when we get around too it dad... we busy ya know... not an old fart withnottin to do... So I looky outside.. the sun is shinin... My old van aint goin nowhere.. this flu Bug is crawlin up my ... weelll ya know..SO... ANY WHO... Looky them air tools I gonna have to pay for... ???I put on a long sleeve shirt.. me trousers... cause I dont want no neighbor..going snow blind cause my big white hinny so shiny... hehehe...beside even a Nudist know not to play with power tool in the RAW....rite!.....I dragg my compressor out there.. get the extention cord... BIG ONE..gonna pull a couple amp here so ya need a heavy duty cord for a air compressor..BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... yepp that's the way it sound to me... I'm hearin impaired ya know..so I drilled a hole in the floor of my van....Right after I took the battery cable off.. ya don't wanna be makin sparks...Sides I'm workin over the Gas tank here... Yepp...I got my air tool out and cuts this here nice and neat Square hole ...in the floor of my van Rat OVER the GASS EM TANK,......Then I took a little break.. warm up in the house.. I open Son door to his bedroom...Gave him MY two cents worth about being a Lazy Ask Bugger..How he 18 IN I AINT GOT TO FEED YA LAZY BUTT NO MORE YA KNOW...Well less than five minutes later he out there offering to help hehehehe...So we pulled that gass pump outta the tank...one DA hoses is loose....Looky like someone done been in here before.. Yepp... so I check the pump..and the little hoses for holes.. tighten up them clamps... stuff that buggerback in the Tank... First I looked to see if there any water or trash in the GASS...Nope......Well junior wants to go fur a test drive.. So I duck tape a cover over the..Hole in the floor...dont' wanna no road noise or dust flyin up into the van Boy says Dad you been watchin to much Red Green shows lol... Told him I taught em everyting they know bout Duck tape lol......That old van seemed happy to get outta that drive...We went to Block Buster... BurgerKing.. and got some push water...Come home and watched a Movie Called Bolt about a dog that thought he wasa real super hero...I congratuated my self with a Beer...N fell asleep in my chair witt this grin on my face..I can still do it... Ya know fix cars... WAT>>>?I have no Idea... really...One day at a time...some times just one time a day........Next project is to buy a 2 bundles of 1X3 furrin stripps...build me a work bench and a ramp for my stroller... hehehe...RUSS
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Congrats! Russ, I\'m glad that you were able to get that van running again.