LADY'S YEARLY EXAMI went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked."135," I said.The nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180.The nurse asked, "Your height?""5 foot 4," I said.The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high."Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here Iwas tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"She put me on Prozac.What a bitch.