Wow...just wow

I just wrote a journal today about his peculiar behavior. What do you know, at 2:30 he called and proved he IS the same. I took his car to be emissions inspected today, took our girls to counseling, took the dog to the vet, and applied for an apartment (this one he doesn't know). I didn't call him. He called as we are getting home, I'm carrying things up the steps so I'm slightly out of breath when I answer. 
Him:"Oh I'm sorry to bug you (in a very snide voice). I was just trying yo find out if you took care of my car and what happened today."
(it's a brand new damn car, what the hell did he THINK was going to happen!?)
me: "I don't get it, what do you mean bug me? I was out of breath carrying bags up the steps. And the car passed fine, no problems."
he hangs up on me. I shrug my shoulders and go about my "chores". Transferring laundry, etc. apparently he calls me back twice within five minutes, I almost catch the second one but answer as he's hanging up. I call him back. He is now fuming about how I never let him know anything, last Friday I called him thirty times (which is a blatant lie...I called him BACK once after a missed call), this week nothing. And I BETTER have vacuumed his car out when I got home today! i mutter under my breath how sick I am of this shit, then have to backtrack out of it by claiming I was talking about cleaning constantly. He hangs up again, after telling me if I would make the girls pick up after themselves I wouldn't be so stressed. Hello asshole, they aren't the ones making the damn messes and leaving them for me to clean up!!!!!
 Anyway, at least I no longer have yo worry and wonder when he'll be "back"! Sigh