WORDS FROM A PROFESSIONAL (me)

 Having worked as a professional astrologer, I thought I'd throw in this forecast for those of you who are interested.
This morning began with many people feeling rather crappy.  There was a major aspect between Jupiter (fun, expansion) and Saturn (work, responsiblity), a tug of war between the two forces. This will of course continue a few days.  Those of you who need to be at your 9 to 5 will wish you didn't. Even those of us who are retired or vacationing may feel somewhat trapped in some manner.
Wish I could say it's a good week for love, but it's best you don't try to "force" some relationship into being.  It's a time of misplaced aggression and self-delusion.  Just be cool and laid-back this week. Don't pin your hopes too high or try to get someone to commit.
This week also sees the Moon moving toward Full.  The Full Moon will arrive by Thursday night.  Energy is building this week.  There may also be some water retention, so don't expect great results (on the scale) with dieting.  Once the Full Moon passes, you may THEN see your results.
By Wed. and Thurs. the crazies will be coming out.  People will be restless in general, bipolar at worst.  WAIT IT OUT.  Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo and Pisces will feel the erratic energy the worst. 
Sometimes an astrologer has to be "negative", but in this case just being prepared is the help I can give you.  Concentrate on your own sanity, let others have their own problems. 
Stick to routine.  Do your best.  Don't take this week too seriously.