Who Woulda?

Who woulda thought?  Who woulda thought I'd be in the 21st century up to my eyeballs in electronics?  Not me.  It all started about 6 years ago when Vickie brought me her daughter's old computer.  Told her didn't want it.  Wouldn't use it.  She said to check out the internet.  I said no way.  I didn't like computers and had heard about the nerds that stayed on the internet all the time.  Said that wasn't for me.  Uh-huh.  She said to keep it anyway.  That she and I and Sara could keep in touch my email.  Well, that was a reason to keep it.  I'd gotten into genealogy, so I started looking into that on the internet.  Now, I can't stay off the computer.  That was it till this year.  No more gadgets.  This year things got out of hand.  First, it was a cell phone.  It was for my health.  I have wierd working and sleeping hours and the landline phone was driving me crazy and making me lose sleep.  With the cell phone, I could ignore the landline.  Only my relatives, bosses, landlord, and doctors have my cell phone number.  It has a strange ring that I can't ignore.  Funny, I'm on my second one of them.  Then it was a DVD player because all the rental movies were going to DVD.  No player,,,no movies.  That's all I needed.  No more.  Then this trip came up.  Sara got the ticket on the internet and I'll get my boarding pass there too.  Scared to fly so I decided I need something to relax me,,,,music,,,,soothing music.  Can't take a cassette or CD player.  Too big.  MP3 Player.  That's the ticket.  Figured out how to download the music this weekend.  And now, I'm sitting here with a computer medical I.D. bracelet on my wrist.  What else can I get?  Can't think of anything. Thank God!  Guess I'm in the 21st century whether I want to be or not.