Who Me

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting..   Well for example, the other day Bette and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.   We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"   He ignored us and continued writing the
Ticket.   I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.  So Bette called him a shit head.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.  We try to have a
Little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.........

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RememberKala
RememberKala

You\'re SOOOO bad! hahahahaha!
deleted_user
deleted_user

Oh yeah, you and Bette deserve an award for a senior\'s right to harass a police officer. I\'m surprised he didn\'t arrest you for harassment! That is funny, but what about the person who owned the car? You are bad!!! Truly your friend, BarbaraWawa
Livingjuicy
Livingjuicy

Thanks for the smile and the humor! Without it we\'d be \"toast.\" :) Hugs, Joanie
CorriesMom
CorriesMom

Wow ~ I mean, just WOW! I need to screw up my post-menopausal courage...

Thanks for the smiles!

Love and hugs ~ Debbie
ihart
ihart

That was funny. Hugs, Inga
carasmom
carasmom

OOPS! About my journal yesterday... I don\'t have a friend named Bettie... That was a story someone sent me that made me laugh so I was sharing it with yall. I probably wouldn\'t think fast enough to pull something like that... I\'d almost like to because it would be funny... well... maybe not to the owner of the car... but... LOL Hope you\'re having a good day. Hugs Elssa Cara\'s Mom For Always