What to Do..Two!
So here I sit here again, a full week nearly to the minute, facing the identical tenuous deliberation which I had last Monday morning. While the weather has been somewhat temperate over the course of the past seven days, the respective thawing/freezing process has left my driveway covered in impenetrable slick white concrete. As I contemplate whether to risk my very existence negotiating said slick substrate in the dense darkness - I too ponder whether “Old Man Winter” will grant me seven more days to preserve my alarmingly amassed accumulations. What to do…what to do.
Will the above-freezing days forecasted for this week allow my cryogenically entombed rubbish to change state to proboscis provoking putridity? Will I perhaps be spared said nasal numbing nuisance and be given a proverbial pass? What to do…What to do.
Should I damn the torpedoes, venture fourth into the foreboding concrete abyss and lug my ever mounting trash to the curb at risk of my very life and limb? Should I play it safe, hit the hay and spin the roulette wheel of waste? What to do…what to do?
Any suggestions are welcomed; I'm willing to wait. ;-)
Will the above-freezing days forecasted for this week allow my cryogenically entombed rubbish to change state to proboscis provoking putridity? Will I perhaps be spared said nasal numbing nuisance and be given a proverbial pass? What to do…What to do.
Should I damn the torpedoes, venture fourth into the foreboding concrete abyss and lug my ever mounting trash to the curb at risk of my very life and limb? Should I play it safe, hit the hay and spin the roulette wheel of waste? What to do…what to do?
Any suggestions are welcomed; I'm willing to wait. ;-)
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